Humpty Dumpty:The Inquest

Humpty Dumpty:The Inquest

A Poem by Gee
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The shocking truth behind Humptys demise.

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After numerous tests and to manys disdain,
it was found that Humpty had taken cocaine.
This led to his seizure and subsequent fall,
from his favourite perch high up on the wall.
So the coroner declared with a sigh, a sad breath,
that Humptys demise was "Eggcidental Death"
NOW.........
People may laugh and they may even joke,
but with so many starving, what a waste of a yolk!!!!

© 2017 Gee



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Posted 9 Months Ago


Gee

6 Days Ago

??????????????
egg all over my face, whats a boy to do?
Frasier-
Reminded me of that clever show,the cleverness of this poem. Really good!

Posted 11 Months Ago


Gee

11 Months Ago

Cheers......
Very great piece. I can't actually knitpick at it or anything. Good work~

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Thank you..
This is hilarious! Well done!

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Cheers, sometimes good to be daft
AT last! A poem that is not full of self focused angst. :-) I love it.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

I'm not a woe is me kinda guy....to much shite happens all over, no point moping eh ??
Very clever and witty! I'm a fan of your rhyme!

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Thank you. Many are put off by rhyme because it can be very restrictive. Me, being a child at heart,.. read more
Drama Child

1 Year Ago

oh yes, same here. I find when it's forced it can throw it off but you Sir, oh it just flows.. Rhyme.. read more
Gee

1 Year Ago

Thank you..
haha that's my boy! you're a punny man, Gee. good one indeed.

Posted 1 Year Ago


Gee

1 Year Ago

Thank you Woody.
This poem was hilarious! I have a soft spot for puns. ("Eggcidental Death", and instant classic!) Every once in a while it's nice to be reminded that poetry is an art form and like any art form, there's room in it for laughter.

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

Thank you kindly
I read this to my teenagers and they said the last line should read " What a waste of coke" ha ha ha

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

Lol,that fits nicely as well. My 15 year old has only ever let me read her 1 poem, "The Giant Stink".. read more
Omg this is the best thing I have read all day XD. Love it more more!!!!

Posted 2 Years Ago


Gee

2 Years Ago

Thank you. I have updated Georgie Porgie, snd Little Miss Muffet, which are on my page somewhere. Gl.. read more

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Added on December 19, 2014
Last Updated on November 24, 2017
Tags: cocaine, egg, death

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Gee
Gee

Milton keynes, United Kingdom



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