My Dog's autobiography!

My dog wrote an autobiography about its own life, want to know what would it say?

I remember the day, when I walked into Rahul’s life.

Rahul's mother, such a sweet soul she is !

She became ecstatic & distributed sweets among the locals saying,

“Utsav ki tayyari karo. Nayi bahu aayi hai !”

(Prepare for the celebration! Welcome daughter-in-law )

My relationship with Rahul changed, when I realised that Rahul was a human being. Ah, I was haddi-broken!! (bone)

It was the biggest facepalm moment of my life, when I realised that his actual name was not “ Nalayak!”. (Stupid)

Aunty named me ‛Chinki’ after Rahul’s crush and would often call me ‛Chinki bahu’ asking me to lick her, just to troll Rahul!

Ah, such amazing days those were!

I’m a movie lover! Watching ‘Hatchiko’ with Rahul is another vibrant memory of my childhood.

I would pray to God that Rahul dies, so that they make a movie on my life too. Puppyhood innocence!

I even tried licking and peeing in his Horlicks when he wasn’t looking, but to no avail. Instead that idiot checked whether Horlicks packets contained any hot dog flavour or not.

Today’s movies are getting more and more dogxist though.

How easily they say, “ Kutte ke bachche.” ( Puppy of a dog)

I'm a dog bro, I have emotions too. Have you ever heard a dog barking, “ Ae homo sapien ki aulaad! ” (Son of homosapien)

Lastly, I would like to bring to your notice the recent news item, where eight street dogs were burnt alive in Pune.

Look, the relationship between a man and dog thrives on values of trust and unconditional love. Trust me, a dog doesn't need anything more than that.

Just because we can't speak, doesn’t mean we don't feel.

I hope you understand!

Chalo, aunty is calling..

“Aayi Maaji! ” (Coming, mother in law)

Author's Note

Your little appreciation and honest feedback make me write even more. A person who feels appreciated will always do more than expected.

Reviews

[barleygirl]

Here in the USA, we now have a president that some people call "a baby" -- which is an insult to babies. That's why I so enjoyed your commentary about being "dogxist" (brilliant made-up word!) Your writing style is like nobody else & I love it. I love how your imagination works overtime to come up with funny combinations from life that you present in a disjointed storytelling style -- very entertaining! I love that you include two languages so more people can enjoy your writing, plus it's a realistic way to show today's world, where people often speak in a combination of two languages (here in California, most people speak some Spanish, too). There's so much to love about the things you come up with, to write about. I've written a hundred dog poems & I would never think to come up with "My Dog's Autobiography" -- you are simply amazing! (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Amada]

Thank you so much ma'am.
😊😊😊

[Taniska 😊€..]

Love your dog and I like your writing thanks for sharing your feelings about your dog .😄

[Annette Pisano-Higley]

Love it! See how happy my little face is in my picture? Original, clever, humorous, and deeply touching poem. Chinki, your picture is very cool. Yes, we dogs have feelings too! You have a sweet family and you speak of them with love and mischief in your heart. Please be kind to Rahul! You are so eloquent and bilingual too- awesome! OK Chinki, I will be looking forward to reading more of your excellent autobiography in future. Catch you later, Your friend Pebbles.

[Amada]

Hihi thnks i am waiting for your review 😊😊😊

[¿]

You made me proud today bhai!! Salute to your humour and innocence!✋
Bless you :)

[Amada]

Thanks sister 😊😊😊

[Amada]

Salute se kuch ni hoga 1000 topo ki salami deni pdegi 😜

[¿]

Chesta toh yehi karungi😝

[Amada]

Thank you thank you 😂😂😂

[Delmar Cooper]

This was very funny and I enjoyed the reading of it.

[Amada]

Thanks for ur kind words

[Elizabeth]

Aww... Its so sweet. I love dogs and i actually own one so this really resonated with me :)

[Amada]

Aw seriusly, 😊😊😊

[Elizabeth]

😊😊😊 I really like your writing

[Amada]

Ahhh thanks 😊😊😊

[Najam Us Saher]

Aw! Believe me I am not passionate towards animals a lot, but this story is really heart touching.

[Amada]

Hihi thanks, I was hoping, khas first review aapka ho.
Thanks for reading. 😊😊😊

[Najam Us Saher]

You are welcome.

[Amada]

Don't take it serius, baby😜😜😜