Desert

He prefers the term 'ninja', thank you.

                                            

“You're a thief.”

“I prefer the term 'ninja', thank you.”

“I know. But you're a thief.”

“I'm aware of it.”

“Go steal us some food.”
“What? No! I refuse to use my skills for such ignoble deeds! That's a terrible idea!”

“We don't have any more food. There's a city. Go steal food.”

“We have plenty of money! Why don't you just go buy some?!”

“We don't actually have any money left. We don't really have any way to earn more money, either, because we're on the run from the f*****g Firestarters, which is your fault, and there are giant robots after us. Go steal us some food.”

“Fine, then.”

Author's Note

THEN A ROBOT ATTACKS THEM.