I'll Kill you with this Spoon

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

You cut me with that

I’ll surely pop your eye out

So let’s just not try it

Because I don’t want to see you sit and pout

 

You even touch me once

I’m going to shove this down your throat

So baby lets not go there

Because I’m not ready to get my coat

 

If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon

 

 

Author's Note

This one makes me a laugh a little. The thought of killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous.

Reviews

[Jen]

I really liked the repetition of my favourite stanza in this particular poem

"If you ever come at me again with that knife

I’ll kill you with this spoon

So I wouldn’t start making plans

Because I’m sure that day will come soon"


& the fact that I know exactly what it's about makes it all the more enjoyable :)
All in all, very powerful & emotional piece. Props to you McTwitch :) :P

[verano]

While this poem is a bit macabre perhaps, it is also funny at the same time. The contrast between the knife and the spoon sets the table, as it were, for an excellent piece of writing.

[Alexis]

haha i love it! its awesome!

[Rebecca Rogers]

BAHAHA this is toooooooo cute!!! :D

[XxLovexLuckyxX]

I love it!!!! You're right. Killing someone with a spoon is quite ridiculous. It is funny though. I enjoyed reading it.

[Ally Baker]

wow this is a pretty funny yet serious at the same time poem. i really liked it! it made me laugh btw thanks for the review!

haha i think a while ago, before i was a member on this website, my friend sent me the link to this poem, it made me laugh then and it makes me laugh now. im certain that when im with my friends and they mention a spoon or are just holding a spoon i will start laughing. they will look at my like i belong in a loony bin but then i'll just laugh more because i cant explain it to them. i am definately adding this to my favorites! great write! keep up the great work xD

~~Ally Baker

[Angel Baby]

Maybe ridiculous, but I believe that if the need really did arise that it could be done. Anything can really be used as a wepon on someone, and that alone is a scary thought. Nice write, thanks for sharing. P.W.

[Samantha.]

i love it because you tell of something not usualy associated with killing

awesome job

[J.K. (Not Rowling)]

I hope it's not a wooden spoon because then you risk splinters, and those can be awfully unpleasant. This was a fun to read (and imagine... don't we all have that one arch enemy?). I thoroughly enjoy your work, and this is no exception.

[Sandy sunday]

GO ELISSA! Write more like this pleaaaaaase.

[Sandy sunday]

LOVE IT. Made me laugh, and smile, and fear hanging around you. haha just kidding.