Putting The Squeeze on CharminA Poem by PeteI make myself rich by making my wants few. - Thoreaunot once in a while but all the time it didn't matter where we were restaurant packets of condiments went home with her to fill up our salt and pepper shakers allowing us to live like well-seasoned quakers tiny packets of ketchup, mayo and mustard leaving us angry, frustrated and flustered she eventually took it to a whole new level become an obsessive, budget devil the ultimate economical scrimper and scraper tearing up squares of napkins for toilet paper there was simply no way that crook mr. whipple was gonna reach into her purse and take a nickel even if it meant walking around like a cripple that's when dad had enough and tried to draw the line with an incessant plea for mercy and a two-ply whine he inevitably lost the merciless, pulp battle as he fidgeted about on the toilet missing his chattel "she's gone too far now", he would say with lost dignity and class "she's got me using sandpaper to wipe my *ss" © 2021 PeteAuthor's Note
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4 Reviews Added on January 15, 2021 Last Updated on January 16, 2021 AuthorPeteBoston, MAAboutI love reading, writing, music, nature, God and feeling emotion, not necessarily in that order. To me, these things go hand in hand. My favorite writer is Henry David Thoreau. I think he was a geni.. more..Writing
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