Sounds Like A Personal Problem

Sounds Like A Personal Problem

A Chapter by Ai Ri

(7:08 PM) IM BORED AND EVERYONE ELSE IS IGNORING ME *CRYYYY*😭😭😭😰😰😰
(7:09 PM) ever thought that maybe there was a reason they were ignoring you? 
(7:09 PM) and I'm still not john or whoever
(7:10 PM) I am fully aware that you are not Jay. 
(7:10 PM) That is why I messaged you and not him. 
(7:11 PM) Besides idk why but I just wanted to message you is that so wrong??
(7:12 PM) considering the fact that I am a total stranger 
(7:12 PM) most people wouldn't message an unknown number 
(7:13 PM) sooo yes?
(7:14 PM) My name is Kallah 
(7:14 PM) This now means we are acquaintances
(7:14 PM) okay but you don't know my name 
(7:14 PM) so technically we still aren't
(7:14 PM) So then give me your name 
(7:15 PM) Please
(7:15 PM) how do I know you're not some 50 yo pervert tho 
(7:15 PM) I have to protect my virtuousness
(7:16 PM) Okay I am 21, I have blue hair and I am a Photography and Videography major
(7:17 PM) sounds like something a 50 yo pedo would say tbh
(7:17 PM) I AM NOT A 50YO PEDO!!! 
(7:17 PM) Like really, uhhhhhhhhh 😖😖😖😣😣😟😟
(7:18 PM) idk man you sound awfully pedo-ish 
(7:18 PM) but I'm just messing with you so chill out
(7:19 PM) Fine then, whats your name????
(7:19 PM) Smitty Werban Jaegerman Jensen 
(7:20 PM) bc im #1
(7:20 PM) Fine, fine Mr. Jensen 
(7:20 PM) Be like that its okay you know. I understand I am not worth anyones time anyways.
(7:20 PM) if I didn't think you were worth my time I wouldn't be making jokes with you 
(7:21 PM) don't get your panties in a twist sweet cheeks
(7:21 PM) Thanks for the complement on my a*s, I know I have a good one.
(7:22 PM) eh I dont have much of a sweet tooth 
(7:22 PM) so it's not that appetizing to me 
(7:22 PM) and I've never seen it so I'm not exactly a reliable source
(7:23 PM) nice try tho
(7:23 PM) ANYWAYSSSS what do you do with your time???????????????
(7:23 PM) apparently I spend it entertaining 50 yo pedophiles
(7:25 PM) I see how it is 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(7:26 PM) I didn't know a 21 yo photo major could cry so much
(7:26 PM) Its how I spend most of my time because my teachers are evil 
(7:27 pm) That and EVIDENTLY I NEED TO FIND A PLACE TO DISPLAY MY WORK OR I WILL FAIL THIS STUPID A*S CLASSS UHHHHH
(7:27 PM) sounds like a personal problem man 
(7:27 PM) good luck 
(7:28 PM) -salutes you-
(7:28 PM) I DON'T WANT TO DISPLAY THIS PROJECT ITS SOOOO F*****G UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
(7:29 PM) Fine, if this has to be Ill go talk to the owner of that coffee place ulg ulg ulg
(7:30 PM) go for it
(7:40 PM) HA! HE SAID YES! 
(7:40 PM) F**K THAT TEACHER MWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
(7:41 PM) But EVERYONE is now going to know who the f**k my younger brother is
(7:41 PM) again 
(7:41 PM) personal problem 
(7:42 PM) but good job on fixing your problem yourself this time
(7:43 PM) I can do things for my self thank you very much! 
(7:43 PM) I am some what of a capable person 
(7:44 PM) HAA who am I kidding, I'm a mess
(7:44 PM) I relate 
(7:44 PM) speaking of messes, I have one to clean up so I gotta go 
(7:44 PM) bye
(7:45 PM) Oh okay bye then


© 2016 Ai Ri


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