SpeedOfTaste : Writing

23 Things About Me

23 Things About Me

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


1) I am a firm believer in The Flying Spaghetti Monster 2) My birthday is 4/01/2000 3) My mother's maiden name is Password1 4) My favorite food is ..
Glue Free

Glue Free

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


Everyone is free of something these days. Free of meat, dairy, fish, peanuts, beef hormones, bis phenol and other substances. As a full time omnivore ..
Rick The Squirrel

Rick The Squirrel

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


Driving home from the coffee shop my neighbor, Rick, ran into the middle of the street then ran back into the bushes. It caused me to slam on the brak..
The Gay Vampire

The Gay Vampire

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


The republicans got it wrong. No, not the religious thing that if you go against the word of God he will turn you into a condiment. They got the Gay t..
Half A Brain

Half A Brain

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


Yes, It is true. I only have half a brain. But fortunately it is the good half. When I was a child my father worked for the Ginsu Knife Company. He wa..
The Sad Cow

The Sad Cow

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


Chester looked around at the packed pasture and wondered what it was all about. He asked several of his cow mates what they thought. Most answered wit..
Omelette With Cheese

Omelette With Cheese

A Poem by SpeedOfTaste


The logistics of my omelette are complete I would be satisfied if this were my last meal I set out to the porch to eat The morning seems unreal ..
The Playground

The Playground

A Story by SpeedOfTaste


The playground. A gauntlet for children. A parents call out that the park is on the itinerary brings out a battle cry in children. The park await..