The Wild Ride

It's a wild ride through my system

The water and fiber

Makes the ride really smooth

And fast

Oh s**t

I have to hold onto the bottom of my pants

As I'm running trying to keep my bullshit

In my hairy a*s

That may sound crass

But I've got no time for politeness

So I'm tearing doors down

Ripping zippers apart

Quick

So I can feel the porcelain

On my back

Side

And ride this tide yes it's time

A grunt and a gurgle

As a turtle attempts

To poke it's head

Out of the shell of my terdhole

Well out of my body

The steaming hotly contested

Tried to make it's way out of

My intestines

And with the vegetables I eat

It's success is assured

I must've been fucked by a black man

Because I had a brown baby boy

Out of my backdoor vagina

Ahh that feels better

Reviews

[BL]

I like the way you just convert thoughts straight into written words

[charlie]

Say wha?! Man: it takes some real autonomy to put out a piece like that, and
I'm not talking about your brown baby boy...

Funny stuff!

[Victoria PoetryBunny]

Humorous for some and gross for others, a poem that could go either way. A different write.

[Rachel Landes]

This is edgy and cool. I like it.

[Adora.xo]

I couldn't stop laughing, this was very well done :P

[ASPAR (A Sol Poet Arnay..]

Umma well that was certainly a candid piece as brown as it maybe, it was deep lol
Thanks really well done :)

[Luke L]

hey thanks :)

[KeeD]

Lol that must have been a roller coaster of a dump :P good stuff

[Luke L]

hahahaha yes indeed

[Morgan Storms]

That was hilarious. I have been laughing for a few minutes. Though, it was a bit rough around the rim, I still think it was funny! Thank you for expressing the utter need to release an explosive BM.

[FlatLineBeauty]

All I can say is wow and of course I can't stop laughing lol... hey everyone poops you just... express it xD

[gabrielle]

no offense, luke, but i find it gross...i know that the intent is to humor but it so happen that i read this on a grumpy mood.

[Luke L]

none taken, I'm surprised more people didn't find it that way