At You

I have run out of….

Sticks and stones

Rotten tomatoes and eggs

Slippers and shoes (too costly anyway)

Rants and laments

Smelly socks  

Used plastic bottles

Used tampons and toilet wipes

Soiled panties (blood, cum and poo)

Stinking rags

My cat’s regurgitated glop

My cat’s litter fresh

Hairballs (Mine and my cats)

Nasty poems and lines  

Stress balls

Dirt cheap d****s (Not the expensive kind)

Toxic pills and Expired bills

Broken hearts and pots

Hair bands stretched out

Smiles stretched out

Syringes full of urine

Wormy apples

Dirty, s****y glances

Excrement, muck, slime, dung

Filthy curses

So I will throw love at you…

 

Author's Note

The list is not exhaustive haha

Reviews

[Robert Trakofler]

thanks, Dhara:) I could use a little love lately but you forgot the dead stinky fish skeleton you flung at me yesterday morning but whos counting:/ You are so my favorite kitty:) speaking of which I haven't cleaned out Maurices litter box this week he is getting annoyed with me:(

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks my dear Bunny! I had a garbage-fest with this one and as you can see I jumped head first into the trash can lol. Anything to teach the nastiest lesson haha!
Please say hi to Maurice from me and I hope he does mind sharing his litterbox when I turn up to visit you sweet guys 😸💕
Thank you always for your awesome presence on me pages my friend! Many meows and happy thank yous!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Ooooops * I meant 'he DOESN'T mind*.....

[DIVYA]

I enjoyed this fun piece! The list is frankly mind-blowing! Lol. There's some more I could suggest but its so bad I'll refrain.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks! I'd be very interested to know. Share your list please. Haha.

[Paul Bell]

Cheap d****s, always say it, buy cheap buy twice. Also, beware of Chinese instructions. The embarrassment that girl caused when I dropped her off at the accident and emergency. As for the rest, fucksakes mum stop looking under my bed. Right, need to go back to the A&E and throw some love at her. Plus, I need a cleaner.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

After reading this review, I have decided to set up my own manufacturing unit for cheap d**dos and get into business with A&E! Thanks for this lucrative idea, dear Paul!
I'm celebrating by getting drunk in Delhi already hahahahaha!

[Paul Bell]

I would love to get drunk in Delhi, must be six months the bars have been shut. I've had to turn catholic to get the communion wine. My liver is asking difficult questions

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Lol. There's a queue of course! We'll get you a prescription. No worries.

[Crowley]

Thank goodness..that cheap d***o you threw at me last week left a bruise...
This was a fun downhill ride. Although, I may need to shower now.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I had a few more things in mind as Divya above suggested. Lol. It was fun writing this one. Thank you so much for appreciating my rant, dear Crowley!

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

And about time I went to shower too hahaha

[barleygirl]

Those brave souls who manage to accomplish a longterm relationship are those who can get thru the long ugly stages you describe so vividly in realistic imagery! I applaud you for this! Nobody writes as uninhibited as you do. I posted some kitty limericks just now (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Ooooooh! What a treat you have for me dear Margie! Thank you for looking in and for the lovely limericks my friend! *starts her motorbike vroom vroom and dashes off to Margie's page!!

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I can certainly add more to your lengthy list here, Dhara! Starting with sloppy lentils, slime drenched mutton, curdled milk and a lavatory button.....balls of snot, piss drenched fries, a McD burger and a rat's squelched eyes.....but there is nothing like a little love! It is the best thing of all....unless, of course, you are a Kat, and a yarn of wool and some tuna tails are unsurpassed! This is a very witty piece as we have come to expect from you. You really dug deep into your pits of disgusting profanity for this one! Now sit back, drink some milk and watch this poem be lapped up! Cheeky and always enjoyable to read! :)))

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thank you sweetheart Jamila! You're absolutely the best 😹😹😹 And I am rolling on me belly all over the floor!
We'll get together some day soon and prepare an absolutely foul smelling list and have a blast! Many happy meows, hugs and thank yous! 🤗🤗🤗

[DIVYA]

I think Dhara has found a genius way of telling someone to f**k off lol? What do you say Jamila ? 😆 Lol. too funny!