Chapter 8

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! (Yeah, I’m flassing the story alright.)   if u do den u r a prep! (Totally.)

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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. (I think everyone would stare at someone who is naked too.)

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” Draco screamed sadly.

My friend B’loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. (Understatedly? What?)  She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. ) (Um, what?)

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. (Awe, why would you ignore Snape? He needs some loving too!)

“Vampire, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Draco!” I shouted at him. (But it isn’t possible that he cheated on you with Draco. You aren’t dating him! You are dating Draco!)

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. (Wow, just wow.) I had went out with Vampire (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy f****r. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.) (But he was a prep before he became “goffic” so therefore you have hung out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with Draco anymore!” said Vampire.

“Yeah f*****g right! F**k off, you b*****d!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility (Yeah cause you lost your manliness.)  to Draco and then I started to bust into tears. (Hehe to busting into to tears!)

Reviews

[Moonie]

When I read the Hermione part I thought she meant Voldemort had killed her mother and father and then committed suicide. Hilarious, but how did this get "tin" good reviews??

[Bluefire]

LOL Bust? xD
I figured she'd run to the forbidden forest n cry. Dunno why though.
This whole book makes me laugh so hard xD
On to the next!