Short stature crackerThrough muddied blonde hair and jagged teethI scream from behind my guitar electric"Sick and Twisted" original songwriter eccentr..
It's a wild ride through my systemThe water and fiberMakes the ride really smoothAnd fastOh shitI have to hold onto the bottom of my pantsAs I'm runni..
I had just moved to Salt Spring IslandAt the age of elevenI had no real friendsI was so lonelyAs I looked on the windowOn the school busAs I rode home..
The colourful radiation that reflects off my faceAs I sit at the Core InnOn Game NightAt age sixteenI'm still into it even thoughAll the cool kids hav..
ManHurry up with my mealI can't deal withWaiting another secondSo there she isSkip the chitchatLet me have atterSo I poise myselfAs a wrestler ready t..
Man changing is toughYou're going to feel itThe icy cold painful shiversWhen you first jump in the lakeIn late springBut take it take itYes go ahead a..
I broke groundWith my massive, yellow backhoeDug deepOperated the controlsWith my hardhat and safety vest onI filled my dump truckYes another heavy lo..
I went for a driveHad a full tank of gas when I startedGoing camping in a british columbian forestAnd on the way it started to rainI drove uphillOn my..
Out on the highwayIn the Manitoba countrysideJust me and the birdsThe crickets chirp loudlyWhere that is realNot just a comic stapleI wander aloneUnde..
Up late nightA balloon without airSo I make a trip the seven elevenUnder fluorescent lightsI spot my salivationJust a little purchaseAnd guzzling down..