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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A FOX MERMAID HYBRID SHOWS YOU HER MILK BALLOONS? Yup, I'm baaaaaack. The wanting to poke myself in the jugular vein continues...
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A laser blast got me in the hair and it improved by a mile.. Yup... Back at the New Boston Library. Today has been wet concrete.. I just took Meadow f..
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IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME! Yeah... It's a surreal landscape that I'm making an entry... Let's just get the TNT crate out of the way. Alessandra is my girl..
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DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS THAT DON'T NEED TO BE ASKED OR I WILL EAT YOUR FINGER NAILS WITH A SIDE OF QUESO CHEESE! That's what I'm getting at. BUT before..
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the worst I've felt through out this whole journal series. I am impaled, lit on fire,..
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DID SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT THE COYOTE SPIRIT URINATED INTO MY OHIO SNEAKERS!? I guess so, my posse... TBH, Idk where to start my engines... Well, Aless..
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Why aren't you the animal smashing prunes into my eye sockets? Hey... It's been about 3 weeks since I last typed on here. I MISSED YOU! Um... Well, I ..
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THE CHICKEN HAS SHOT OUT OF THE SUN AND SPEARED THROUGH YOU! Bet ya didn't think I was going to type again so soon, did ya? I just wanna talk about ho..
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I've been trapped in a leviathan's stomach all week..Well, Necklace Girl and Nathan are over with. You'd think I'd be shooting confetti and sparks out..
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A ginger bread man came into my castle and slapped the soul out of me.. HAHAAHAHAHHA!!! I really am a vacant flesh capsule, aren't I? Ya know, I think..
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