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Drink ten litres of water, right now. Go to a tap and gulp gulp (no we are not fish, though there was a strangely looking mermaid on the bus today). Okay, drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and… you get the picture.

Now there was actually a point to this (what?! I hear you exclaim, there was actually a point!). It was to get you to wake up after that 24 hour spree. See, there is madness in my method.