50 1/2

Number 50 ½

 

Everything has to have a half and this is no exception. So, in the honour of this glorious day, you must do everything in halves. Brush only half your hair, read one page in a book and skip the next. Say only half of what you want to say. Se ju li th. (I couldn’t put half a full stop. Sorry; I coul p ha a fu st). Easy, half the effort, aye? Happy Half Day!