Hicks & Pricks

1)
There once was a crone named Shirley
Who drove a sick, wheel-chaired Harley
The engine revved to a vroom
But the motor went kaboom
Now she flies on a broom all snarly

2)
There once was a sweet Catholic pope
Who was a little too fond of the dope
Till he got himself so high
Spoke to the Magi in sky
and gave all the sinners true hope

3)
There once was an undercover poet
Who was a genius but didnt know it
He kept himself hidden
A basement-dwelling Biden
Praying his pushy wife didn't blow it

4)
There once was a dyspraxic male nurse
Wrote for himself and the universe
He never could get it right
Mispelled quiet often with quite
His readers put his a*s in a hearse

Reviews

[barleygirl]

You are popping with limericks! This makes me want to write some, myself! Yours are quite sophisticated, while also being fun & nonsensical. You capture serious themes with your snarky remarks (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I discovered them as a kid but didn't give them a try till last month! Now I'm on a roll and decided to keep adding to this book online. It fulfill my need for bawdy humor and helps sharpen the wit so I love it. Thank you my friend! Your review is loved!

[barleygirl]

I awoke this morning, realizing I still have the urge to squeeze out a few limericks . . .

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Whoa! Then you must go for it! Never reign in an urge to pen limericks 😹

[Robert Trakofler]

LOL the pope is my favorite I think i will mail him some dope LOL and then lets get on with some more hope! I love you humoristic side Dhara:)

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I love your visits my dear friend. I hope you have been fine. Many regards and thank yous!

[Paul Bell]

If I had to pick, between Hicks and Pricks.
It would probably be.
The ones I go to review and get the shock.
I've been blocked.
Hicks or Pricks.
Take your pick.

I'm liking this limirick theme. lol

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Hahahaha. Then I'll write some specially for you but don’t blocked me Paul.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

https://www.writerscafe.org/writing/ProseRose/2490021/

[Cyprian Van Dyke]

I loved the 3rd stanza the most. All of it was insightful and a pleasant read. There is something about your work, everything I've read of yours that I really like that sets you apart from every other poet/poetess I've read works of. tyfs

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I hope you enjoyed. Thank you dear Cyprian.

[jacob erin-cilberto]

I chuckled all the way through this clever piece...love the basement/Biden part...and the Catholic pope part...i was raised Catholic...and they always made him seem more than human....he's not...
we need a female pope...

cute avatar...here kitty kitty....
j.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

*Leaps for the treat*
Thank you so much my friend!

[Chris Shaw]

Dear kitty Kat, you know I do love a good limerick and you have excelled yourself here. Four amusing little writes, to make your readers smile. And we do need to smile at the moment Ditzy, cos there's not much in the real world to smile at. I have never written a limerick :) Treats for you for feeding us here with limericks my feline friend.

Chris...............

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

My dear friend Chris, I understand you so well here. I hope and pray for extra smiles for you soon and for an extra lovely Christmas season for you. Thanks for the treats always. You're awesome 💕

[Tania Mo]

Wow these are good Kat. Be trying some of my own soon.Funny.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

Thanks Tania. They're easy once you get the hang of it. I'll help if you like.

[AJNJ]

Whoa Ms.Kat! These limericks slay! Love them ALL.

[Dhara_Ditzy Kat]

I love to slay AJ. Thanks.