I love you less

I love you less

A Poem by Nix is typing...

An anti-love poem :) This one was written on Valentine's Day, posted a little late. Ts and I wrote this together.

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I love you less as the days go by

I love you less when I’m not high

I love you like cleaning out the drain under the sink

I love you like I love sewer stink

I love you like I love the worts that I found on my hand

I love you less than you will ever understand

I love you about as much as I love breaking my toe on the coffee table in the middle of the night.

I love you as much as I love getting airsick on a flight

I love you as much as I love breaking my nuts on a bike

Sweetheart, I love you the same way the Hatfields loved the Mccoys

I love you less cuz you kill my joys

I love you like oil loves water

Can I return you to your father?

Let him know I’m getting tired of his daughter

You're fodder for sitting on a landmine

I love you almost as much as I love catching an STD

But I will always love you less than you love me

Happy Valentine’s Day, Babe

I hate you


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Author's Note

Nix is typing...
This one was done with T.S. Ulmus, he came up with the idea for an "I love you less" poem ON VALENTINE'S DAY, lol.
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very nicely written and expressed

Posted 1 Week Ago

Hate and love in the same Valentine card. My daddy favorite saying. Love and hate. A heartbeat apart. Thank you dear poet for sharing the amazing poetry.

Posted 1 Week Ago

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Added on February 15, 2021
Last Updated on February 17, 2021


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Athens, GA

Uh, what can I say? Hi! I'm Phoenix (Nix) 🔥 I love writing, and I love getting reviews on said writing. Whenever I'm not busy working on something for school or reading, I'm writing. .. more..