Pistachios Up My Nose

Pistachios Up My Nose

A Chapter by Nix is typing...
"

A dumb poem .-.

"

I can't stop putting pistachios

Up my nose

Like they do in circus shows

After several tissue blows

can’t get them out but I suppose

Because of pistachios

I’m in the throes of lows

I tried to reach them

With my toes

I struck a pose

On my hands, one leg rose

Took off all my clothes

And shoved toes up my nose

I hoped they might decompose

It's not a thing I would have chose

Pistachios are my greatest foes

But I guess I stuck them up my nose

No one else knows

How it goes when pistachios

Stick in your nose



© 2021 Nix is typing...


Author's Note

Nix is typing...
Ummm...Ts (T.S. Ulmus) wrote this!!! I may have added a line or...two...He said he couldn't bear putting it on his page along with "Bobart" so now it's on mine...enjoy!

My Review

Would you like to review this Chapter?
Login | Register




Featured Review

Ha, you know in a funny way I related to this. My sister as a three year old stuck an artificial flower up her nose. Nobody knew what she'd done until she started to pong:) Trip to the hospital and a pair of long tweezers did the trick. Now those pistachios, don't recycle them :) What an amusing subject :)

Chris

Posted 3 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Nix is typing...

3 Years Ago

LOL! I'm sure she's gonna laugh when she hears about it!!!
Chris Shaw

3 Years Ago

Oops just look at those typos. I haven't even touched the vino :)
Nix is typing...

3 Years Ago

Lol!!! That's what my friend always says whenever she makes a bunch of typos...then I see her on zoo.. read more



Reviews

lol this is cute!
A fun poem!

Posted 3 Years Ago


I don't know my friend. Pistachios up your nose. Wouldn't be good. The poem caught my attention. Hello from Michigan and I hope you are doing well and staying safe.
Coyote

Posted 3 Years Ago


Ok this is different... and that is always a good thing in this land of counted sheep. As always good and a fun read.


Posted 3 Years Ago


Nix is typing...

3 Years Ago

Haha! I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you for reading and reviewing!!!
Funny poem! The rhythm was rather interesting, and the content was as well. It made me laugh a little. I enjoyed it very much. Thank you for sharing!

Posted 3 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Nix is typing...

3 Years Ago

Lol, this is possibly the dumbest poem I've ever helped write, I have no idea how this popped up in .. read more
Ha, you know in a funny way I related to this. My sister as a three year old stuck an artificial flower up her nose. Nobody knew what she'd done until she started to pong:) Trip to the hospital and a pair of long tweezers did the trick. Now those pistachios, don't recycle them :) What an amusing subject :)

Chris

Posted 3 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Nix is typing...

3 Years Ago

LOL! I'm sure she's gonna laugh when she hears about it!!!
Chris Shaw

3 Years Ago

Oops just look at those typos. I haven't even touched the vino :)
Nix is typing...

3 Years Ago

Lol!!! That's what my friend always says whenever she makes a bunch of typos...then I see her on zoo.. read more
No, I wrote an elegant ballad about the cycle of life which was brilliantly juxtaposed metaphorically to the seasonal cycles. My mother wept when she read it, but you turned it into this!

Posted 3 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


Share This
Email
Facebook
Twitter
Request Read Request
Add to Library My Library
Subscribe Subscribe


Stats

136 Views
6 Reviews
Rating
Added on March 7, 2021
Last Updated on March 12, 2021


Author

Nix is typing...
Nix is typing...

Athens, GA



About
Uh, what can I say? Hi! I'm Phoenix (Nix) 🔥 Most of my poems are in my books :) except for Phoenix Parker, that's a book I wrote last year. Most of my writing is poetry, I'm always o.. more..

Writing

Related Writing

People who liked this story also liked..