Pistachios Up My Nose

A dumb poem .-.

I can't stop putting pistachios

Up my nose

Like they do in circus shows

After several tissue blows

can’t get them out but I suppose

Because of pistachios

I’m in the throes of lows

I tried to reach them

With my toes

I struck a pose

On my hands, one leg rose

Took off all my clothes

And shoved toes up my nose

I hoped they might decompose

It's not a thing I would have chose

Pistachios are my greatest foes

But I guess I stuck them up my nose

No one else knows

How it goes when pistachios

Stick in your nose

Author's Note

Ummm...Ts (T.S. Ulmus) wrote this!!! I may have added a line or...two...He said he couldn't bear putting it on his page along with "Bobart" so now it's on mine...enjoy!

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

Ha, you know in a funny way I related to this. My sister as a three year old stuck an artificial flower up her nose. Nobody knew what she'd done until she started to pong:) Trip to the hospital and a pair of long tweezers did the trick. Now those pistachios, don't recycle them :) What an amusing subject :)

Chris

[Nix is typing...]

Hehe, thank you for the read and review, Chris :)

[Chris Shaw]

You are welcome and I can't wait to tell my sister how much she pinged as a three tear old :))

[Nix is typing...]

LOL! I'm sure she's gonna laugh when she hears about it!!!

[Chris Shaw]

Oops just look at those typos. I haven't even touched the vino :)

[Nix is typing...]

Lol!!! That's what my friend always says whenever she makes a bunch of typos...then I see her on zoom and there she is, chugging down a quart of vodka! 😆
Haha, you have a good day, Ms. Chris :) (Oh, and enjoy that vino later, haha!)

[Melinda McQueen]

lol this is cute!
A fun poem!

[Coyote Poetry]

I don't know my friend. Pistachios up your nose. Wouldn't be good. The poem caught my attention. Hello from Michigan and I hope you are doing well and staying safe.
Coyote

[The Unknown Sith]

Ok this is different... and that is always a good thing in this land of counted sheep. As always good and a fun read.

[Nix is typing...]

Haha! I'm so glad you liked it! Thank you for reading and reviewing!!!

[Ziggy Matthews]

Funny poem! The rhythm was rather interesting, and the content was as well. It made me laugh a little. I enjoyed it very much. Thank you for sharing!

[Nix is typing...]

Lol, this is possibly the dumbest poem I've ever helped write, I have no idea how this popped up in Ts's brain but I must admit, I had fun writing it! I'm glad you enjoyed our poem and that it made you laugh! :) Thank you for reading and reviewing!!

[T.S. Ulmus]

No, I wrote an elegant ballad about the cycle of life which was brilliantly juxtaposed metaphorically to the seasonal cycles. My mother wept when she read it, but you turned it into this!