Eating Beaver

Chasing his badly sliced golf ball

A beaver climbed to a tree top

Then he began eating it all

But because he just couldn’t stop

It led to a hard-landing downfall

However, he met a female beaver

With a bottle of rubbing alcohol

 

She rubbed his sore body with care

But even then, she’d rubbed it too hard

Because she’d rubbed off all his hair

It made him look so awfully ugly

That looking at him, she couldn’t bear

So, from Amazon, she got gorilla glue

And glued all his missing hair back there

 

But, he looked like a gorilla instead

Upsetting the female beaver so much

That instantly, she turned and fled

However, he caught her lickity quick

And then sliced her up like bread

Which for next week and two days

Was to keep him quite happily fed

 

 

Reviews

[Stu. T.H.]

Nothing is like a pleasant dose of random humor, despite understanding nothing, I am well-entertained, as per usual. A fabulous work, author Dave Brown, I can see myself in the future collecting these pieces of yours to read to myself before bedtime.

[Dave Brown]

very funny Leon
There is no hidden meaning here, however I hopefully can keep you amused
read morevery funny Leon
There is no hidden meaning here, however I hopefully can keep you amused
Pleasant reading

[Stu. T.H.]

Perhaps we may do well to keep one another entertained, author Dave Brown.