Stealing

Little Bo Peep just couldn’t sleep

Each time she thought about those sheep

They blamed her, that old blaming game

They called her the sheep losing dame

 

Although constantly kept in close confines

It just seemed to be one of ‘those’ crimes

Although it had been written up in ‘The Times’

She was beginning to read between the lines

 

She was pretty damn certain it had been Mary

A persistent rumor about Mary being contrary

Also comments about fleece of snow and stuff

Little Bo Peep knew she’d have to get tough

 

To get lotsa bigger, she worked out at the gym

After pumping big iron, she was no longer slim

Not much later she had Mary in a hurtin hammerlock

Which got a confession bout the missing sheep flock

 

 

Miserable Mary sobbed all between painful hollers

Confessing how sheep stealing became mega dollars

A better, body-built Bo, inhaled this interesting info

While in her head, big bucks had begun to flow

 

Big Bo and Mary have since formed a new team

Very rarely now are flocks of sheep seen

They run their theft ring out of the Bahamas

While lying a-beach, these two sweet lookin Mommas

 

 

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Mary, Mary quite contrary what makes your garden grow? Nothing, unless Bo Peep can get the sheep away from the money.
j.

[Dave Brown]

how true
money makes the world go round
thanks for visit jacob
hope you are comfortably settling in again

[Patricia Wedel]

Wow… embracing the Stories of Childhood whereupon the Ladies became known for Sunshine Smiles and drinking 🍋 Lemonade.. softly, Pat

[Dave Brown]

I am inclined to think their drink of choice might not be lemonade

[John the Baptist]

If the picture accurately depicts Bo Peep and Mary, they could pull the wool over my eyes any old time.

[Dave Brown]

Very funny John
I doubt you'd be alone

[Stu. T.H.]

Ah, such lyrical rhythms, see now... What would to say to sound sophisticated... Hmn, Muscular Women With Fine Toned Bodies Turn Me On. Very well put. And to imagine the image of two lasses in a hammerlock... A tad bit strange, isn't it, but it turn m-- Right, right, composed. It intrigued me.
A very fun twist to the classic Western Nursery Rhymes, author Dave Brown, perhaps I'll make some works inspired by Eastern Nursery Rhymes or legends to return the favour of pleasure (not implicit) that you had given me. And the mental image that the work had inspired in me (Beep Bo hammerlocking Mary while Mary begs for more) for the better or worse, have made a lasting impression on my mind.
A very entertaining work, author Dave Brown, better than most Netflix shows, though maybe that bar is too low to measure your work.

[Dave Brown]

LOL
will be waiting for your twists

[Julie McCarthy (juliesp..]

Amazing again and I love the twists you put it into the nursery rhymes
Do Jack and Jill one day if you please

[Dave Brown]

you betcha

[Starbaby]

A modern day Thelma and Louise! This was great fun.

[Dave Brown]

Pleasant words that help brighten an unpleasant day
hope you are keeping warm and dry