Dancin Shoes

Employin water power

I was takin a shower

Even tho’ I was hire’n a kite

Fergittin had my dancing shoes on

An had’ta’tak’em off in hindsight

 

But they were still movin

‘N’ they were still grovin

‘N’ danced right ou’ta’tha door

Then just as they please

Danced cross seven seas

Till they stopped off in Singapore

 

On stage, they were the rage

Know as the sole swingin twos

They danced the jitters

They danced the blues

Even dancin to the top of

The Singapore news

 

In about a kilowatt hour

as I was finishinin my shower

They danced cross the biffy floor

Sjippin n’ a sliddin

Hippin n’ a hididin

An skidden a liddle bit more

 

With them gettin down the street

And back onto my feet

Jushadda make my shower

Comfeetbly complete