Pain, Wonderful Pain!

In a frantic effort to enjoy some pain

Going insane trying to find my whip

I needed to hack and thrash my back

Ripping my skin with each dagger tip

 

While applying perfume, the doorbell rang

Causing me to fumble my green diaper pin

My blonde wig slipped over my eyes

And purple lip-stick smeared on my chin

 

My sharp spike-heals ripped my pink nylons

Then hooked the silk frill round my skirt

The bow on my lace collar gagged round my neck

But thankfully, I was enjoying abita hurt

 

Throwing my maid costume into the closet

Of course, dropping my pink padded bra

Then I slammed the ‘special room’ door

With my man-doll being, the last I saw

 

Into my street clothes while cleaning my chin

Hoping my perfume smell wasn’t too strong

Pulled off my purple nails, fake eye-lashes

And nose ring, with the cute little gong

 

Running to the door, I opened and saw

My neighbour, in tank top and polka-dot slip

Apologizing for causing any sort of a fuss

He just wanted to return my nine-tailed whip