Yummies and Dummies

Concerned wives and crash test dummies

Don’t overeat, delicious yum, yum yummies

Don’t spend any sort of belly bulging monies

Don’t even sneak eat, one or two Gummies

Instead;

They eat vegetables to the very last drop

They bypass sweet deserts, all which stop

They ignore all beer and all cans of sweet pop

They instead eat sensibly, then go for a walk

 

But it is those donuts and cinnamon buns

Whole Apple, peach or blackberry pies

Those pastries, cookies and tarts

Mixed berry slab pie with lotsa chocolate

Brownies and coconut cream crepe cake

Rhubarb and pistachio paviova tongue tasters

Caramel pecan blondies and cannoli tarts

Mint oreo cake and butterfinger cheesecake bars

Raspberry crumble bars, cheesecake bars

Boston cream pie, fudge and banana pudding

Chocolate chip cookies with blueberry jam

Strawberry cake and caramel bars, siam

Peanut butter banana cream pie with hot fudge

Toasted coconut toffee chocolate chip cookies

Butter rum cannoli, and extreme mousse cake

 

Even though I can no longer see my feet

All of these I will continue to eat

Because they make living

Absolutely

Complete

Burp!!

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Author's Note

of course crash test dummies don't actually go for a walk, it is more alone the idea of them wanting to go fora walk
there really is no such thing as absolute perfection

Reviews

[Ana Papaya]

I think I gained 10 lbs just reading this!
For me, it was a painful read because I'm diabetic so I don't indulge in sweets anymore.
But the temptation is always there. 🍭🍬🥧🧁🍰

[Dave Brown]

LOL
I suppose the upside of that is that no pain means no gain (sorry)

[Ana Papaya]

Lol! 😃😬

[Poetic Beauty]

Unfortunately I have a love of food and many different kinds. My down fall is bread, pasta and cheese. Sweets are my typical go to but eclairs I can not have in the house or chocolate chip scones cause I eat them with abandon.

[Dave Brown]

I am inclined to say we all eat at least something unhealthy however, in your case, I am inclined to feel that you should stop being involved with your friend abandoned who is obviously having a bad influence on your diet
Just saying!!!
Have a jolly day

[Poetic Beauty]

He doesn’t care what I eat lol I do that all myself. It’s a struggle and always has been for me. My friend actually likes me flaws and all. If I want to eat healthy and drop weight fine; if I want to eat sweets and bread and gain a little weight he’s okay with that as well. He likes me flaws and all lol

[Betty Hermelee]

NOW now Davie... my mantra is everything in moderation.... a little of this, a little of that.... how do you know all these delicious desserts??? are you indulging? you certainly can name more than i can.... I don't believe that you indulge that much.... I'm more like the first few lines!!!
Clever!
Warmly BESTB

[Dave Brown]

That is the interesting thing about seeing only faces on this site
The unseen part could be any size/shape imaginable!
Even your naughty lady has kept her full profile from all your highly interested viewers.
Just wait until she tries to explain that away to her semi-cuckoled soldier who was willing to give his life for his country........))
Tsk!
Thankyou for your visit and please have a jolly rest of the day
BESTB

[Betty Hermelee]

That’s true…we can’t see what’s hidden! But I swear I try to eat healthy and walk two miles a day!
Warmly, BESTB

[Dave Brown]

Oh ya!

[Betty Hermelee]

TRUE DAVIE!