Up in the Garden

With me wondering somewhat about dying

Had me address the information brochure

There, reading in the comment section

Apparently, nobody knew absolutely for sure

 

There were a wholetona different theories

Some sounding ideal, some kina rough

The whole thing was all really quite sketchy

The ‘What Happened’, wasn’t precise enough

 

Since first hand seemed the best solution

I, accompanied by my girlfriend Lisbeth

Who would help relieve the long trip

Had us each renting one trial, natural death

 

Up in the garden we saw heated words exchanged

Apparently, one lousy apple had been swiped

Which had a long hair, chastising a nude couple

While a sneaky snake grinned while he griped

 

With me, bein scrawny, sagging, good parts laggin

In my condition, nude gardening wouldn’t work

Even if those apples had been free to pick

A nude me, still needed sumkina major perk

 

With the time on our trial death having expired

It was back home to Earth we were speedily sped

Heaven hadn’t looked especially attractive

Here, I could die warm and cozy in bed, instead

 

Reviews

[Poetic Beauty]

Trial death and the garden of Eden not looking like the image of Heaven you had in mind. Some of these lines gave me a chuckle and I love the creativeness done with the whole story here!!

[Dave Brown]

Well, isn't that the thing of it,
I don't know about you, however I'm inclined to feel most people would like to know what they are about to get involved in before it actually happens, basically, just to make sure things are not too much to deal with.
As I said, perhaps you are of a different mind, which is something I am inclined to thoroughly respect.
Take care

[Poetic Beauty]

I think everyone wonders what Heaven and the afterlife shall bring. We ponder and think upon it but unfortunately I have no answer as to what it’s really like