Chat Doc 1

[Incoming message]

THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM S.W.O.R.D.

hello Everybody! i need a little Help. i just happened to be hanging out with the dirthawkers: agent 12, sparrowhawk and Peregrinator. they were talking in some weird tongue, whatever it Is. i couldn’t translate it, because i had a very urgent phone call and had to get Going. i walked out the door and went To. i don’t know why, but the language sounded familiar, which was what i couldn’t Get. i guess you were right about one thing; how that language blows your Mind. i was so confused i went home and did something i hate doing: Swept. come over, if you Please. so you can Help!

russell Wilson

Foreign Language Manager

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Evil_Mastermind: Um… that was weird…

That_One_Guy: Agreed.

blue_jay_003: So do we help him?

fly_eagle_fly: Peri, you there?

Evil_Mastermind: Who exactly sent that message? Whoever it is, I’ll help. I’m bored right now.

That_One_Guy: Me too.

blue_jay_003: Where they go, I go.

fly_eagle_fly: Alright, count me in.

Evil_Mastermind: Peri, you there? DO you know who sent the message?

blue_jay_003: PERI!!!!!!!

That_One_Guy: That’s not gonna work. Everyone on three: One, two, three!

Everyone: PERIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: *waits* Um… Oh wait, we’ve got a--

[Incoming audio recording]

{voices and scuffling}

(Peregrinator): Uh oh.

[slams something]

How did they find out?

[object is thrown across the room]

{door bursts open}

(unknown voice): You have been caught, Peregrinator. [reads rights]

(Peregrinator)[in protest]: What is this for?

(unknown voice): You have shown loyalties besides S.W.O.R.D.

{more scuffling and voices} {kekking}

(Peregrinator): Let me go! [begins speaking in another language] Adiutorium! Iselekelelo! Musaeada! [voice fades away]

[End recording]

Author's Note

What will happen to Peri??