Part Three: Chaos [Chat Doc Online]

[Chat room open]

[User (archer_3) online]

[User (#sitnc) online]

[User (owl_tiger) online]

[User (dangerous_guy) online]

[User (Evil_Mastermind) online]

[User (Blue_Jay_003) online]

[User (That_One_Guy) online]

[User (Ninja_Master) online]

[User (pyra_is_amazing) online]

archer_3: *bored* *bored* *bored*

dangerous_guy: Tell me about it. I’ve done absolutely everything that there is to do in my room.

tiger_owl: At least you have stuff in your room to do.

dangerous_guy: What does that mean?

archer_3: Gena, you know that you can customize your room, right?

tiger_owl: Yes, but I’m not in my room.

archer_3: Then where are you?

tiger_owl: Umm... I’m not quite sure...

[User (talon_myrd) online]

tiger_owl: TALON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

talon_myrd: GENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tiger_owl: You changed your font and username...

talon_myrd: Well, a new person deserves a new start, right?

#sitnc: Oh, hey, look, she isn’t as nerdy as before.

dangerous_guy: …  *jaw drops*

archer_3: *gasp* Byrd, not nerdy??!!

talon_myrd: It’s Talon, now.

tiger_owl: What powers do you have?

talon_myrd: So far, bird powers, technopathy, and tracking.

tiger_owl: Technopathy? We need your help.

*ten minutes later*

talon_myrd: There you go!! *dusts off hands*

dangerous_guy: *AAAAAH* *stretches* That feels so much better!!! Thanks, Byr- I mean, Talon!! *hugs Talon, then hugs and kisses Quiver*

Blue_Jay_003: WHAT DO YOU WANT???? (Darknight texted me)

Evil_Mastermind: You need to pay attention, Jay.

That_One_Guy: Yeah… anyway… Wait what kinda bird is Talon’s powers or whatever based off of?

Ninja_Master: I’m curious as well.

talon_myrd: Red-tailed hawk.

archer_3: Jay, is REBEL still looking for new recruits?

Blue_Jay_003: Er, yeah, why?

dangerous_guy: We’ve come to the decision that it would be best if Nightdragon and I are as far away from each other as possible...

Blue_Jay_003: So you’re sending Nightdragon to REBEL? Or are you sending yourself to REBEL? I’m confused.

archer_3: No, we can’t make Nightdragon do anything. He’s one of The Three. We were thinking that we’d move in with you guys and help a bit until things cool down.

Evil_Mastermind: Sure, that’s fine. We’ve got plenty of room.

Blue_Jay_003: And you didn’t think to consult me on this? It’s fine though.

archer_3: Four rooms? Well, five, when Gena gets back from her little adventure.

tiger_owl: ADVENTURE??????? YOU CALL BEING STUCK IN A STRANGE ROOM AN ADVENTURE???????

talon_myrd: Why didn’t you tell us?

tiger_owl: I tried...

[Dirthawkers_group has entered server]

derpyhawker378: Holey FM 12, that was AWESOME!

prankmaster: The way that rabbit shrieked was amazing!

fugitive12: Do you guys have any humanity at all? We seriously set him up.

Media duodecim tu autem intuitus est.

fugitive12: That’s true… but STILL

Evil_Mastermind: Were you four out falconing or whatever?

Blue_Jay_003: WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WERE DOING???

Evil_Mastermind: I’m just asking… geez, Jay.

Blue_Jay_003: Sorry I’m a bit riled up. Anyway… what’s for lunch?

derpyhawker378: Rabbit soup! No, wait… rabbit stew… what were you making again Wilson?

Pulmentum.

Evil_Mastermind: *to Jay* How am I supposed to know?

Blue_Jay_003: I was asking Darkling.

That_One_Guy: Lunch is... WHAT!! NO!! NOT RABBIT STEW GROSS!!!! I made cornbread… and chili…

Blue_Jay_003: CORNBREAD!! YUM!!!

talon_myrd: RABBIT STEW!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: Wait, Darkling, you can cook?

That_One_Guy: I didn’t grow up under a rock, ya know.

Evil_Mastermind: *mutters* you kinda did, compared to me.

talon_myrd: Can he cook rabbit stew?

That_One_Guy: *to Darknight* What?

Evil_Mastermind: Nothing. Why are we still talking about rabbit stew, that’s gross.

Blue_Jay_003: *fake barf noises* yeah, that does sound gross.

talon_myrd: WHAT??? NO!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Evil_Mastermind: Nothing… we’re normal people, last I checked.

archer_3: When was the last time that you checked??

Evil_Mastermind: Good point...

Blue_Jay_003: Well, Dove might like rabbit stew...

talon_myrd: Normal people that break the known laws of physics daily...

fugitive12: How dare you… Wilson’s rabbit stew is the best in the world!

Ego got consequat in Japan. ... Non exspectare Sinis.

Ninja_Master: Speaking of which, I told Jayla and Jewel I’d stop by for lunch, so bye.

Pyra_is_amazing: I’m coming too. BYE, ALL!!!

[Ninja_Master and pyra_is_amazing have left the server]

dangerous_guy: When can we come over?

[unknown user has entered the server]

fly_eagle_fly: Hi, it’s Dove, I had to scrap my other account because it had spyware in it.

Evil_Mastermind: Hi, Dove.

Blue_Jay_003: Hi.

That_One_Guy: Hi, Dove! I made chili and cornbread for lunch, but apparently, Wilson made rabbit stew, so take your pick.

fly_eagle_fly: RABBIT STEW YASSS! I WANT RABBIT STEW!!!

Gratias tibi!

talon_myrd: RABBIT STEW

archer_3: Umm... Nightdragon’s coming towards us…

dangerous_guy: I DON’T WANT TO GET LOCKED IN MY ROOM AGAIN!!!!!!!

Evil_Mastermind: You guys had better get off then… He probably would get you in trouble.

archer_3: He doesn’t care if we’re online, he just doesn’t want us together. (we’re hiding out in one of the cafeterias)

Blue_Jay_003: For once, I agree with Darknight… And he means getting off the server… he (Nightdragon) would know if you’re communicating.

talon_myrd: Nope. I blocked him from this doc and our accounts.

Evil_Mastermind: Good thinking.

fugitive12: Who the FM is Nightdragon?

Evil_Mastermind: I forget… Pitch who is Nightdragon again???

dangerous_guy: My arsehole of a father, remember?

Blue_Jay_003: Right... your dad...

derpyhawker378: I can relate.

#sitnc: DO I HAVE TO?????? I DON’T WANNA GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

Evil_Mastermind: Oh, I remember now. Wait... What was that Peri?!

derpyhawker378: *smiling innocently* nnnnnnnnnnnothing.

archer_3: Cresce, you can stay behind and keep Bullutt company.

#sitnc: Ok. Cool.

Evil_Mastermind: *warningly* Peri… *clicking, whirring*

Blue_Jay_003: Darknight, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE POWER-STEALER???

fugitive12: What’s going on over there?

That_One_Guy: WOAH WOAH WOAH DARKNIGHT CALM DOWN *screams*

[That_One_Guy has been disconnected from the server]

derpyhawker378: Derpy FM more people need saving.

talon_myrd: Let’s go save the day!!

[User (talon_myrd) offline]

[User (tiger_owl) offline]

[User (dangerous_guy) offline]

[User (archer_3) offline]

Blue_Jay_003: HEY DARKNIGHT, LEAVE HIM ALONE-- oh crud his eyes are freaking black... WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????? *quieter* this is not good…

derpyhawker378: *muttering* Flaky flakon mutes.

[Dirthawkers_group has left server]

Author's Note

talon_myrd is Talon, which is Byrd's not-so-secret (anymore) identity, and her font is Denk One, but it's this cool red color.