author's note

this something I write just to feel a little bit out .it might be not the best comedy and a little bit disgusting but hey everyone have his sense of humor . and you ! yes you ! don't try to steal my work ! it's all I have .... well maybe not all I have but if you steal it I'll find you and I'll put a pen between your eyes . just kidding I'll just kick your a*s .

this doesn't contain any fifty shades of gray level of language .

and there's no sex . if that what you're looking for .you horny middle aged woman .

it might contain some violence or some cursing but not hardcore stuff .

try to enjoy it even if your soul might die a little after reading any page .