Spork

I slipped and fell on my plastic spork at KFC. That had no impact on my well being, but I dropped my whole bucket of chicken in the process. The emotional impact it had me was devastating. I just sat in bed with the covers over my head. Then after my wife refused to bring me food in bed anymore, I got up and started my life over again. I threw away my whole stock of sporks. Can't chance another incident again.

Reviews

[D Connolly]

This could be one of those books you keep in the bathroom. Just, every time you go in there, read a small story and think about it for a while. This one touches my soul on an intimate level. I love fried chicken. And sporks. I'm sorry for your loss.

[Donna]

I like this one, it had me laughing. Nice job!