Itchy No-No zone

Well this new year is just starting out fantastic. Was in the pharmacy section to get some Tylenol and curiosity got the best of me when I seen some jock itch spray . I was all like, what's actually in that crap? I've got to find out because I'm an idiot.

So yeah, of course I pick up a can and start reading the ingredients and what do you know. This really hot chick comes up to me and ask me, "Don't I know you?".

Yep, there I am with a hot chick asking me an obvious I'm interested in you and want to start a conversation question, and I got a can of jock itch spray in my hand. Long story short, conversation didn't last too long and I will never pick up a can of jock itch spray again.