Magic Box

It's widely considered that the understandment of a properly made melted cheese sandwich takes 30 seconds in the microwave. 45 seconds if you drop the cheese on the ground beforehand to kill the excess bacteria. "Allegedly"

Okay, maybe it's not an exact science but it was my last piece of cheese and was afraid of googling it. Really wanted that sandwich.

Honestly it could have fell into a mud puddle and a cat poop on it and would have just washed it under the faucet for a little bit and put it in for 1 minute. Microwaves are magic