Ring side blues

Haven't attended a boxing match in a while and seen there was one in St Louis tonight but didn't know if you had to get tickets ahead of time or get them at the door so I called up the organizer and this is the conversation we had.  Don't think I'm going.

Me: Names Joseph. Just curious if I had to get tickets ahead of time somewhere or just pay at the door to watch the matches tonight.

Organizer: This is boxing not MMA. You know that right?

Me: Yeah, that's what I thought....

Organizer: $500

Me: Wow really?  I thought these were amateur fighters.  Is this a pro event?

Organizer: No it's amateur. $500 you fight and win and there's a cash prize.

Me:.... I'm not fighting I want to attend the audience.

Organizer: We had a fighter duck out.  $500 and you watch the other matches for free.

Me joking: For $500 I can pay an escort kick my a*s in a sexual way and have more fun.

Organizer: You need a girl? I've got girls.

Me:.....Good bye.