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Facebook informed me that some of my videos have been altered due to copyright infringement. So I was all like okay what now. Turns out it's those videos of myself naked I send to people when I'm drunk. So I contacted Facebook and was like how is this copyrighted, that's me naked. And they told me that, that penis is copyrighted. Looked into it and sure enough, there's a transgender girl out there with a penis that looks just like mine and she has it copyrighted. Sent her a message saying, my penis my rules. Haven't heard back yet.