Back fire

I was at a Casey's General Store, staring at the donut case, trying to decide what weapon to destroy my body with. I looked to my right and there's this young child staring at me while the mother is busy with the drink section. Now, most people try to make a child smile and do goofy faces or just say hi. I try to instill jealousy and envy.

So I took a donut out of the donut case and took a bite out of it. I then took the donut and put it back in the case and said, "I can do this and get away with it because I'm an adult.". This is usually where the kid sits there looking complexed and mystified. No...

This kid points at me and yells, "CRIMINAL! 9-1-1!". So I hurried up and took the donut back out of the case (which I was going to do anyways) then proceeded to the checkout counter.

Little b******s are getting smarter.