Whizz kid

I'm in town and this little girl that's probably like 8 years old comes zipping by me on an electric scooter/bike thingamajigger.  And I was just engulfed with complete jealousy.  I had to pedal my bicycle and use physical strength to get around when I was a kid.

So yeah, I called her a slacker when she came zipping by.  She flipped me off.  

What was I going to do? Out done by 8 year old girl on an electric scooter.  

This is what I've been reduced down to.