Chicken fingers

My version of overcoming obstacles in life is running out of chicken McNuggets and still having barbecue sauce in my little barbecue bowl packet.

That didn't stop me from sticking my finger in there and lapping up the last of the barbecue like a Starvin Marvin. No regrets at all. This little eight year old kid watch me do the deed with jealous eyes.

The sad thing is, that will probably be the last memory that passes through me as I lay on my deathbed. And I will be like, "Yah, I shouldn't have done that."