54. I EXIST!

*In Salt Lake City, Utah*

 

*Prentiss, Reid and I are standing over a now-hyperventilating Gideon, who’s freaked out because he has two hearts*

 

Me: Oh, that’s just impossible.

 

Reid: If Mulder’s right, and the aliens took Gideon and Megan--

 

Prentiss: ALIENS. DON’T EXIST.

 

Megan: I EXIST! *spazzes*

 

Reid: Okay. Let’s say aliens DO exist. How did Megan’s, uh, alien-ness transfer from her to Gideon?

 

Gideon: I HAVE TWO HEARTS!

 

Prentiss and I: WE KNOW.

 

Gideon: *faints*

 

Megan: What is with Jason and passing out?

 

Me: It’s possible that the aliens that abducted Megs and Gideon did this.

 

Prentiss: ALIENS. DIDN’T. ADBUCT. THEM.

 

Me: You have to consider the possibility--

 

Prentiss: Aliens don’t exist!

 

Me: Yes they--

 

Reid: SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!

 

Prentiss and I: *are silent because we didn’t know Reid could produce that loud of a voice*

 

Reid: Thank you. Now. If aliens DID abduct the two -- not saying they did, just a theory -- then how were the two hearts transferred?

 

Me: Surgically?

 

Reid: But you said that Time Lords have whole systems that the hearts pump that we don’t have?

 

Me: Yeah. So?

 

Reid: So, with the removal of one of the two hearts, the systems would automatically shut down.

 

Me: *glances over at Megan, past the fuming Prentiss* Then why isn’t she shutting down? Not that I’m complaining…

 

Reid: Which means her and Gideon literally switched races somehow.

 

Me: …So Gideon’s a Time Lord now?

 

Reid: Apparently. Since Gideon has transferred his humanity back to Megan, then that leaves Megan--

 

Megan: I’M A HUMAN?! Gross.

 

Reid: Hey!

 

Me: Megs, be polite.

 

Megan: Being a human… disgusting.

 

Me: *glares*

 

Megan: Okay, fine. Whatever.

 

Reid: This comes down to the fact of aliens abducting Megan and Gideon.

 

Prentiss: Can we get back to SANITY here?

 

Me: We’re being practical.

 

Prentiss: Practical for you, maybe.

 

Reid: Emily!

 

Prentiss: I don’t know what you want me to say, Reid. This alien nonsense… it’s gross, okay? I. Don’t. Believe. In. Aliens.

 

Me: Prentiss--

 

*I’m cut off. My phone is ringing. I pick up, aggravated*

 

Me: What do you want?

 

Hotchner: *on the other end* Get down here!

 

Me: *surprised and nervous at the urgency in his voice* W-what happened?

 

Hotchner: Mulder, Scully and Mayisha are gone!

Author's Note

There you go, Mayisha.

Reviews

[compositionc]

Just think about it.
Mulder, Scully, and me kidnapped by evil doers. And I keep trying to convince them to hook up.
HAHAHAHAHA
YHANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU
I WAS KIDNAPPED

[Aurora Lynn]

PEOPLE KEEP GETTING ABDUCTED! *spazzes* Anyway, since you're in the mood to write you need to write more. Now!

[Some Random Person.]

wow...

[Short.Nerd]

Uh Oh..... again.xD