22. Rebecca Black

Sorry for the shortness.

*On the way to Maine*

 

*We just went over the case again. Mayisha, Megan, Jocelyn and I have just been briefed about what to look for. We’ve also been given a gun each, and now we’re all relaxing on the few hour flight to Maine*

 

*I am listening to the radio on my iPod when I suddenly begin screaming. Everyone stares at me to see what’s wrong*

 

Megan: What’s wrong? *worried*

 

Me: IT’S REBECCA BLACK!

 

Gideon and Reid: Who?

 

Me: THE WORST SINGER IN THE WORLD! EVEN WORSE THAN JUSTIN BEIBER!

 

Reid: Who?

 

Gideon: C’mon, Reid, even I know who Justin Beiber is.

 

Me: OH THE HORROR!! *melts*

 

Hotchner: *catches me* Can’t you just change the channel?

 

Me: My… Organs… Are… Failing…

 

Hotchner: *puts in the ear-bud* OHMYGODTHATISAWFUL.

 

Me: I… Told… You…

 

Mayisha: *shuts off the iPod*

 

Me: NOOO BECAUSE SHE’LL STILL BE ON WHEN I TURN IT BACK ON!

 

Prentiss: I never understood why they play such trash on the radio.

 

Me: SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE IT.

 

Mayisha: *turns iPod back on* OH MY JELLYFISH! THIS IS AWFUL!!

 

Me: What did I tell you?

 

*The headphones accidentally disconnect from the iPod. The song “Friday” by Rebecca Black fills the cabin*

 

Gideon: Is that a newborn child wailing?

 

Me: I TOLD YOU!

 

Mayisha: OH, SO MANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES…

 

Jocelyn: *covers her head* Make it stop…

 

Morgan: SOMEBODY SHUT OFF THE DAMN IPOD!

 

*I manage to shut it off*

 

Everyone: *sighs in relief*

 

Reid: See, this is why I listen to Beethoven.

 

Me: I think I’ll retire to Beethoven, Reid~

 

Mayisha: I LISTEN TO WHATEVER REID LISTENS TO~

 

Hotchner: And I think you’re obsessed, Olivia.

 

Me: See, Hotchy? I’m not that bad.

 

Hotchner: At least Mayisha doesn’t call Reid “Reidy”.

 

Mayisha: GREAT IDEA! I LOVE YOU REIDY!

 

Hotchner: …

 

Everyone but Hotch and Mayisha: THANKS HOTCH! *sarcasm*

Author's Note

No offence to lovers of Rebecca Black. I just hate all of the trash they put on the radio these days, and Friday popped into my mind.

Reviews

[Roxi L]

I found you! But why on this chapter talking about this animal that people call Rebecca Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aurora Lynn]

WHY HERE OF ALL PLACES?? THIS IS DISGUSTING. I move......

[compositionc]

I JUMPED HERE

[Aurora Lynn]

JEEZ. I. FORGOT. ANOTHER. FREAKING. CHAPTER. So that's why nothing was making sense...

Haha, another spazzy chapter.

[JanuaryDreamer♥]

dude, she's coming to my school next year :/
and it's sad cuz she loves JB too....
btw watch this x)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U

[Kiri Nells]

THERE ARE NO "LOVERS OF REBECCA BLACK" she's an idiot whose dad paid for her to get a record deal. Even all the money in the world can save her voice. If autotuning can't save your nasally little voice, nothing can.

I love this! SHE MUST DIE!

[Short.Nerd]

Oh My God.... I love it! Ihate REbecca Black. O.o My opinion is she can't sing. My English teacher for our bellringer showed us her music video to Friday and told us to write how we fetl abou it... :D Great chapter! :)

[compositionc]

Ha ha ha ha!!!! The horrors OF REBECCA BLACK SAVE US.