0. Prologue

Me: Err… *taps microphone* Is this thing on? *receives encouraging remarks from the agents behind the sound booth* Uh, okay. My name is, um, *microphone squeals* Oh! Oh, okay. Ow, that was loud. *taps microphone again* You okay now? You under control?

 

Unseen Agent: *checks his watch* We haven’t all day!

 

Me: Oh, okay. Sorry. Hello, my name is Olivia Smith. I’m, err… *turns to the agent* Do I have to do this?

 

Unseen Agent: *nods yes enthusiastically*

 

Me: Okay. Just, uh, skip the part about my age. I was asked to talk to you about what happened to me at the BAU. Uh, that’s the Behavior Analysis Unit. It’s part of the FBI. Where the agents don’t only answer the how and who of murders, but also the why. What’s going on the in UnSub’s -- that’s what we call our murderers -- mind at the time they kill.

 

Unseen Agent: That’s nice, Olivia. What happened to you?

 

Me: Well, my friends and I were, shall we say, strange. My best friend, her boyfriend, and my own boyfriend are aliens called Time Lords. Time Lords are--

 

Familiar Voice: Olivia…!

 

Me: Alright, [name removed for sake of spoilers]! I’ll get moving. Jesus, don’t you people appreciate introductions?

 

Second Familiar Voice: Apparently [same name removed for sake of spoilers] is impatient.

 

Me: Right… You think--

 

Both Familiar Voices: OLIVIA!

 

Me: ALL RIGHT, JEEZE!

 

First Familiar Voice: Thank you.

 

Me: MY NAME IS OLIVIA SMITH, AND THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW MY FRIENDS AND I GOT INTO THE BAU AND WORKED FOR THEM. How’s that?

 

Third Familiar Voice: *is deafened* G-great job…

 

Me: *smiles successfully*

Author's Note

Yes, it's bonkers. Review?

Reviews

[Emunah June.]

LOL! Made me happy :D

[Miss Sally Sunshine]

It is epic XD

[compositionc]

Epiiccc beginning.

[Aurora Lynn]

OH NOEZ I FORGOT TO REVIEW THIS ONE!

....this is even more random than the rest of the book. If that's possible. Anyway, great job as usual.

[Short.Nerd]

I like it:D