Using Your Words

"I'm a Nazi when it comes to how my drink is made," she says.

I imagine the bartender not pouring in enough lime juice, and causing

her to freak out and imprison and murder millions of a certain ethnicity or religion.

"More lime juice," I tell the bartender. He laughs but I continue to  watch the pour closely.

Reviews

[jenniewren (J.W. Bouwma..]

ahahaha.. f*****g brilliantly funny.. epic short, davey-love..