Pre Mide terms-Zoya's visits

Zoya visited their house...........

In class

Zoya: Meri bhi itni taiyaari nahi hui wi, pata nahi exams mein kiya likhoon gee.

(I am not well prepared too. Don’t know what I will write in exams)

Farah: acha yeh sub choro, yeh batao yeh kaisay hoga
(Okay, leave it. Tell me its solution)

 

Zoya: yeh..yeh tou bohat aasaan hai
(This..This is so easy)

 

Farah: aur yeh?
(And this one?)

 

Zoya: yeh bhi aisay hi hoga
(This will be solved like this too)

 

Farah: tum aaj meray ghar aa jao. Poora samjha dena.
(You come at my home today. And explain me whole)

 

Zoya: theek hai, is bahanay main tum se maths bhi samjh loon gee.
(Okay. I will understand Maths from you in this way too.)

 

Farah: maths tou main khud fajahad sey samjhti hoon
(I, myself, understand Maths from Fajahad.)

 

Zoya: haan tou hum dono usi sey samjh lein ge
(Okay, so we, both, will understand from him.)

 

Farah nodded.

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Break time

 

Essa: Farhan aaj nahi aaya
(Farhan has not come today)

Fajahad: Haan wo aaj nahi aaya tabiyat kharab hai uski.
(Yes. He is not well today.)

Junaid: haan kal bhi kafi khaans raha tha.
(Yeah. He is coughing a lot, yesterday too)

Abbas: Salman bhi aaj nahi aaya
(Salman has also not come today)

Fajahad: aaya tha par jaldi chala gaya tha
(He came today but went early)

Abbas: kyun? Khairiat? Sub theek tou hai??
(Why? Is everything alright?)

Fajahad: pata nahi. I wish sub theek ho. Haan Iqra main aaya...Guys I will see you later.
(No idea. I wish everything would be alright. Yeah Iqra I am coming. Guys I will see you later.)

 

And he ran away first for duty and then running fast in corridors and ground for practice.

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While in huge traffic at Shahrah-e-Faisal under the burning heat of sun when an auto and big car collided with each other and

Car person: Dekh k chalanay nahi aati andhay ho gaye ho kiya
(Can’t you see while driving! Are you blind!)

Auto driver: maaf kardo bhaiya
(Please forgive me brother.)

Car person: maaf kardo! Neechay utro!
(Forgive me! Come out!)

 Still sitting

Car person: main ne kaha neechay utro
(I said come out!)

Person in the auto: mat utarna. Cheekhnay dou issay!
(Don’t step out! Let him yell!)

 

Auto driver was still sitting.

 

Car person: Tu nahi utray ga! Tera tou baap bhi utray ga! Dekhta hoon kaisay nahi utarta.
(You will not step out! Your father will also step out! I will see how you won’t step out!)

 

He hold him with his collar and dragged him out to

 

His car

Car person: dekh kaisay thoka hai tu ne! Dus hazar se bhi oopar ka kharcha hoga! Hoga kiya! Bara se pandra hazar tak ka kharcha hai! Kahan se aayein ge itnay paisay? Bharay ga tou tu! Dey mujhe pandra hazar abhi! Chal dey! Harami na ban! Apni gurbat ka Rona na ro! Mujhe bhi pata hai tu kitna gareeb hai! Jaldi se paisay nikal!
(See! How you have hit my car! It would cost me more than 10,000! Not more than 10,000, it will definitely cost me 12 to 15 thousand! From where I will generate so much money? You will pay me! Give me 15 thousand, now! Come one! Don’t be b*****d! Don’t shed crocodile tears of POVERTY! I know how much you are poor! Come on take out money fast!)

Auto driver: maaf kardo sahab galti ho gai.
(Forgive me brother)

 

He was moving backward towards foot path and he was walking near him having hand near him

 

Car person: maafi waafi nahi! Paisa chalay ga paisa! Nikal paisa!
(No forgiveness! Only money will work, money! Take out money!)

Auto driver: Maaf kardo sahab! Meray pass koi paisay nahi hain! Khuda k liye mujhe maaf kardein.
(Forgive me Sir. I have no money. Please forgive me for the sake of God.)

He grabbed his collar and dragged him against the nearby car's back.

Car person: khuda ko beech mein lata hai!
(Now you will bring God in between!)

Tu dekh main karta kiya hoon

Person in auto: khabardar hath uthanay ki himat bhi ki agar tou!
(Don’t dare to raise hand on him!)

The person ran out of auto stopped his hand

Person in auto: sharam nahi aati tumhein gareeb ko tang karte ho! Aur galti ki baat kartay ho kiya galti ki thi isnay!
(Don’t you feel shame in frightening a poor person! You talk about mistake! What mistake he had commited!)

 

The person was walking near him angrily and he was walking away

Person in auto: main ne kaha kiya galti ki this!
(I asked what mistake he had commited!)

Car person: (stammering) gari thoki thi meri
(He hit my car)

Person in auto: gari uski galti ki waja se nahi tumhari apni galti ki waja se thoki thi! Tum beech mein apni gari ghussa rahay hum apna rickshaw nahi! Jab ghussanay ka itna shoq hai tou phir uskay circumstances k baray mein bhi maloomat rakha karo! Bijaye paisay mangnay k tumhein unhay paisay denay chaiye q tumhray beech mein anay se unka nuksaan hua hai! Agar nuksaan nazar nahi aaraha tou idhar aao!
(Your car is not crashed because of him, it is crashed because of your own mistake! You are poking your car in between, we are not poking our rickshaw! When you are so fond of poking and horning in then you should keep the information of its circumstances too! Instead of demanding him to give you money you should give him money because of your horning in brought loss of him! If you cannot see his loss then come here!  )

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Fajahad: Aray Sadia khala main dus pandra minute mein aata hoon.
(Sadia Khala I am coming in 10 to 15 minutes.)

Sadia khala: kahan ho abhi?
(Where are you now?)

Fajahad: Shahrah-e-Faisal pe
(At Shahrah-e-Faisal)

Sadia khala: Haye Allah wahan pe tou abhi kafi rush hota hai! Mera bacha abhi rush mein hai?
(Oh my God! There is so much traffic there! My son is also in traffic?)

Fajahad: jee khala mein abhi rush mein phasa hua hoon. Acha khala aap se baad mein baat karta hoon.
(Yes Khala I am also in traffic. Okay Khala I will talk you later.)

He cut the call

Fajahad: Aray bhai yeh bahir kiya ho raha hai?
(Oh brother, what is happening here?)

He was looking out with neck and face coming out of rickshaw to look out what's happening

Auto driver another: Aray kuch nahi sahab thokar wokar ho gai ho gee. Yeh yahan roz ka mamool hai. Chorein aap
(Nothing Sir, it would be car crashing. It happens here every day. You leave it.)

Fajahad: Arsal bhai yahan pe tou ek khatoon lar rahi hai.
(But woman is fighting here, Arsal bhai.)

He could see the loosely lying dupatta on head of woman standing and shouting on man dressed as gentleman.

Auto driver another: Hain!
(What!)

He also took his neck out.

While he observed every neck being out of the windows and watching the fight.

He was still looking out and murmuring "isko kahin dekha hua hai main ne, kaun hai yeh?"(I have seen her somewhere. Who is she?)

And when he narrowed his eyes he murmured with surprise "Aray yeh tou Nida hai!" (Oh my goodness! She is Nida!)

Auto driver: Aray chorein sahab kiya hum bhi tamshaiyon ki tarhan bahir dekh rahay hain, andar ho jayein.
(Leave it Sir. Why we should see out like viewers who take it as entertainment. Please come in)

Fajahad: Jee jee Arsal bhai aap bilkul sahi keh rahay hain. Andar ho jana chahiye. Waisay aap yeh sahab sahab na kehein. Fajahad kahein jaisay sub kehtay hain.
(Yes yes Arsal Bhai, you are saying right. It is better to come in. Please don’t call me sir. Call me Fajahad like everyone else.)

 

Auto driver: acha beta (he smiled)
(Okay son)

Fajahad: yeh hui na baat. Acha aap apnay gao k baray mein bata rahay thay.
(That’s the thing! By the way you are telling me about your home town)

Driver: haan tou main....
(Yeah so I am)

 

While he was looking outside.

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And he walked there

Person in auto: zameen ko nahi idhar rickshaw ko dekho! Dekho kitni tor phor ki hai! Uncle jee zara yahan aayein ga tou.

(Don’t look at street! Look here at rickshaw! See how much you have damaged it! Uncle pleased come here)

Uncle came

Person in auto: uncle yeh lag bhag kitne ka nuqsan hua hai? Aap ka rickshaw kitne mein sahee hoga?
(Uncle how much its repairing would cost?)

Auto driver: chor dein beta.
(Leave it my daughter.)

Person in auto: Aray nahi uncle aap batayein
(Please uncle tell me)

Auto driver: dou hazar
(two thousand)

Person in auto: theek hai uncle.
(okay uncle)

Then looked at him

Person in auto: aur tum paisay nikalo pooray dou hazar!
(And you! You take out complete two thousand!)

He was standing

Person in auto: kharay ho k zameem tarnay ko nahi kaha paisay nikalnay ko kaha hai! Nikalo paisay!
(I have not asked you to stare down at street and keep standing! I asked you to takeout money! Take out money! Come on!)

And he gave 2000 which was demanded.

Person in auto: agar aaraam se baat kar letay tou aaj zameen nahi dekhni parti tumhein.
(You would not need to look down if you talked respectfully)

And she sat in rickshaw and everyone else ran their neck in car and all vehicles ran behind.

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Arsal bhai: Jhagra khatam ho gaya
(Fighting has now stopped)

Fajahad: Chalo shukar! Ab aap jaldi se aap pyaara sa rickshaw bhagaen!
(Thank god! Now run your sweetest rickshaw!)

 

And rickshaw ran

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While he was looking outside.

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At Sadia khala's house

Fajahad: (While drinking water which his cousin, Nimra served him) khala khanay ka tou main ne Fayaz bhai ko keh diya hai. Mera janay wala hai tou discount kar k 40,000 ka done kar wa liya hai.
(Khala, I have given order to Fayyaz bhai of food. I know him that’s why he nodded on 40,000.)

Sadia khala: haye Fajahad tu sach mein meray baiton se bhi meray liye barkar hai. Raat bhar pareshaan thi m shaddi kaisay karoon gee kiraya dena baki hai hall abhi rehta hai aur paint alag karwana hai par tu ne sach mein saray maslay solve kar diye. Behan se lakh nafratein hon par tu tou heera hai heera.
(Oh my god! You are truly more dear to me than my own sons! I was worried all night long that how would I arrange wedding having rent of hall and paint in house on other side! But you truly solved my all problems! Hundreds thousands of hatred from sister but you are my diamond diamond!)

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As he entered in house while whistling, there was

Farah: Aray Fajahad aa gaya! Chalo chalo iss say calculus ki exercise no 9 samjh letay hain!
(Fajahad has comeback! Come come! We will understand Calculus’s exercise No. 9!)

Farah was standing up with Zoya and said when she saw him after hearing his whistle.

They both ran downstairs and brought notebook and book in front.

Zoya: Hello Fajahad.

Her hello grimaced him from inside.

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Fajahad: Haan tou yeh aisay hoga.
(So, it will be solved like this!)

Farah and Zoya: shukar ab finally samjh aa gaya.
(Thank god! Now I have got it, finally!)

And the two went out and as they closed the door behind he said "Shukar!" (Thank God!)and laid down on bed. But as he laid he thought something and suddenly looked at clock.

He ran down.

The dining table was laid.

Nida: khana kha kar chalay Jana.
(Go after having dinner.)

And he saw the two sitting on table too.

Fajahad: Jee bhabbi. (Murmuring) is churail ko bhi hum sub k saath hi dinner karna hai.
(Yes bhabbi)Murmuring (This villain also has to do dinner with us!)

And he sat beside Faraz while noticing that two sitting beside his bhabbi were staring him with their fake dreamy eyes.

He returned unpaved and wide lips that were giving out fake smile while thinking "kab meri jaan chootay gee" (When my life will be freed from them!)

Faraz: jaldi
(soon)

Fajahad: hain!
(what!)

Faraz: tu jaldi sey khana nikal lay. Tujhe jaa na hai isliye.
(You take out rice fast. You have to go, that’s why saying.)

Fajahad: kiya bhai telepathy hain (thinking)
(Is brother telepathy?)

Faraz: nahi
(No)

Fajahad: hain?
(what?)

Faraz: hum mein se kisi ko jaldi nahi hai isliye tu pehlay nikal ley
(We all are not in hurry. That’s why you take out first.)

Fajahad: acha
(okay)

He took out rice, ate and then left.

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Farhan's place

Fajahad: MQM ka is haftay jaksa hai 9.0 mein. Aap chalein ge?
(MQM has rally this week in 9.0. Will you go?)

And as he saw Farhan, he ran to him

Fajahad: tujhe pata hai aaj main ne Teri nida ko...
(Do you know today You Nida…)

Farhan: (coughed) kiya meri Teri nida laga rakha hai naam bhi na Lou uska Hitler ki Behan hai Hitler ki muskurati tak nahi hai.
(What you are chattereing my and your Nida! Don’t take her name now! She is Hitler’s sister! Whats her problem! She never smile! Idiot! Hitler’s sister!)

Fajahad: chal shart lagatay hain main aaj usay muskraaon ga
(I challenge you! I will make her smile today! At any cost!)

Farhan: shart wart chor tu yeh bata k tu kiya keh raha tha.
(Leave this challenge. You tell me what you were saying)

Fajahad: kahay ko chor shart laga
(Leave my words and accept my challenege!)

Farhan: chal laga li (coughed) ab
(okay)coughed (now?)

Fajahad: uskay yahan aanay ka intezaar
(Wait for her to come here)

The two sat on sofa and talking. As she walked in front of them he slides down and sat on his knees in front of her and said "will you marry me?"

And she slapped him tightly

And all the women ran to him who was still in shock while yelling
"aaye haye humaray bachay ko maar diya!! Kyun Mara issay? haye Nargis baraf lao tou!! Lal kardia hai issay!
(Ahh! She slapped our son! Why you slapped him? Nargis bring ice! She reddened him so much!)

“Aur nahi tou kiya timatar jaisa hogaya!”
(Why not! He gets red as tomato!)

“Kabhi chotay bhai pe uthati aur bhaion k doston pe bhi!”
(Sometimes you raise hand on your younger brother and now on his friends too!)

“Mana bari ho par iska matlab yeh thori k raah chaltay har kisi ko peet dou!"
(Yeah you are adult but it doesn’t mean that you have a right to beat and slap anyone!!)

Nida: aap k bachay ne propose kiya tha mujhe
(Your so-called son proposed me!)

Ammi: haan tou propose hi kiya tha konsa nikahnama aur Qazi lay aaya tha waisay bhi tumhari shakal aisi hai k tumhein propose kiya jaye! Shakal dekhi hai apni! Bajwi see tou shakal hai tumhari! Us par bhi humara bacha Zara sa mazak kar ley tou tum hatam pai pe utar aati ho!"
(So! He just proposed you! Did he bring papers and Qazi with him! And by the way you have that pretty face that someone would propose you! Our son was just kidding with you and proposed you jokingly but you came up on slapping and beating, as usual.)

She stretched her hands down and staring at them and their affection and turned to march upstairs to her room but farhan stopped him

Farhan: phir sey shru hogaya fajahad nama! Tumhari waja se! Jab dekho  peetna shuru kar deti ho! Usnay shart lagai thi k woh tumhein smile karway ga, isliye yeh sub kiya tha, par yeh shart tou meray galay pargai! Tum kum thi jo yeh bhi ab sar pe aa gaya.
(Again this Fajahad Named book and chattering started! Just because of you! You start beating everytime! He challeneged me that he will make you smile that’s why he proposed you! But this challenge fall on head! Everything was going so fine that he bumped on my head!)

She turned to look at him, sitting between cajoling ladies, her lips curved up a little

And there was

"Aray muskarai mudkarai, muskarai aur..yeh tou has pari"
(She smile, smiled and she laughed!)

And she laughed.