Employee of the Year

less is best

Employee of the Year

 

“You’re firing me? I don’t understand why you would do such a foolhardy thing. I’m your most productive and valued employee.”

 

“That is the reason why we’re firing you. You’re just too damn good at your job. You set the bar to high. Your colleagues can’t keep up with your extraordinary work habits. You’ve made many of them feel inadequate and worthless.”

 

“I don’t understand. Why not fire those that are incompetent rather than those who are not.”

 

“If we did that then we would only have you left. Twenty Nine inadequate workers can still get more things done than just one outstanding worker. You’ve become toxic to the workplace. Pack up your desk and get the hell out of here.”